XmasCoin Whitepaper Confirms Santa Is a Decentralized DAO

The latest festive sensation to grace the Solana blockchain is XmasCoin (Xmas)), a groundbreaking project whose whitepaper boldly posits that Santa Claus, far from being a singular benevolent entity, is in fact a Decentralized Autonomous Organization. This revolutionary insight, confirmed by a heavily-cited Wikipedia entry on 'Christmas lore,' underpins the token's audacious mission to 'reimagine the spirit of giving' through transparent, blockchain-verified gift distribution, presumably after a highly illiquid token is traded for fiat to fund actual presents.

Prospective investors, or 'elves' as they're affectionately termed in the project's 'North Pole Roadmap,' are encouraged to acquire Xmas) tokens via Pump.fun, where the promise of 'diamond hands' holding for the annual December 25th 'moon mission' is already creating a vibrant community. The tokenomics, described as 'elf-proof,' feature a unique 'naughty list' tax on sells that supposedly funds charitable toy donations, though independent auditors have yet to confirm if these donations ever leave the developer's cold storage wallet. One can only hope the promised 'decentralized gift distribution' doesn't turn into a premature 'reindeer games' exit liquidity event.

Original token: XmasCoin ($Xmas)