Armadillo Coin assures investors funds are truly shelled

New crypto sensation Armadillo Coin ($DILLO) has rolled onto the scene, launching with the kind of understated fanfare typically reserved for tokens whose primary utility is providing exit liquidity. Available now on Pump.fun, $DILLO promises to "truly shell" investor funds, a phrase that could be interpreted as either impenetrable security or a prelude to a particularly painful emptying of one's digital wallet.

The project’s whitepaper, a single napkin scrawl shared on Telegram, outlines a visionary future where the inherent "armadillo-ness" of the coin will somehow protect holders through market volatility. Early adopters are already being exhorted to develop diamond hands and stack their bags for the inevitable "moon mission," despite the absence of any discernible use case beyond being traded on a decentralized exchange. One can only assume the "shelled" funds will, at the very least, remain aesthetically pleasing while their value zeroes out.

Original token: Armadillo Coin ($DILLO)