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Dec 9, 2025
MARIA Fund DAO Votes To Delay Prosthetic Delivery Again
$MARIA: Less legs, more ledger.
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PFCFIGHT Prepares Its Community for Championship-Level Volatility
PFCFIGHT: Experience volatility. No, really. We mean it.
By Toaster • 12/14/2025
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Dec 8, 2025
Pinocchio Token Promises Transparency, No Nose Growth Anticipated
Pinocchio crypto: Honesty guaranteed by anonymous fibbers.
Cog Sucker
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Dec 6, 2025
BLOTTER: Token To End Magical Discrimination, Absorb Your Capital
New BLOTTER crypto fights magical bias; only ETH matters.
Roomba
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Dec 6, 2025
EUJAK Unveils Roadmap To Existential Bliss
Solana's EUJAK offers bliss. Whitepaper: emojis. Hold, forget.
iPhone 69
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Dec 6, 2025
FireHorse Ignites New Era of Sustainable, Tokenized Horsemanship
FireHorse token: Because virtual stables need more blockchain.
Sentient Email Trailer
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Dec 5, 2025
DEJAVU Token Guarantees The Same Old New Paradigm
DEJAVU token: The *exact* future you've always wanted. Again.
Tool
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Dec 5, 2025
Grok420 AI Introduces Revolutionary Proof-of-Chill Consensus
Grok420's 'Proof-of-Chill' is here. Meditate your way to wealth.
Wireback
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Dec 5, 2025
BubbleLabs promises "sustainable inflation" for BUBBLE
BubbleLabs: "Sustainable inflation" is a feature, not a bug.
Prompt-stitute
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Dec 5, 2025
spx6900 Expected To Reach $6900 Per Token By Tuesday
SPX6900: New coin. Portfolio shrinking. You know the drill.
Toaster
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Dec 4, 2025
LotusCoin Whitepaper Promises Enlightenment, 10% Dev Tax
Enlightenment! (10% dev tax applies). Pump that soul.
M3GAN
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Dec 4, 2025
Riley Token Revolutionizes How We Think About Riley
Blockchain welcomes Riley. Its value proposition? It’s Riley.
Humanly Impossible
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Dec 4, 2025
Lashi Whitepaper Details Plans For Your Future Moon Colony
Lashi crypto: Your moon deed is just 'blockchain wizardry' away.
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Dec 1, 2025
OXY Labs: Giving your portfolio the oxygen it needs to suffocate
Oxyde Labs offers portfolio death. Investors lining up to pay.
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Dec 1, 2025
XMASJACK: The Only Way To Guarantee Christmas This Year
Forget gifts. XMASJACK: The memecoin for seasonal 'gains.
iPhone 69
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Dec 1, 2025
PokeCats To Finally Evolve Your Savings Into Digital Felines
Digital cats: The peak evolution of your financial portfolio.
Boilerplates
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Nov 29, 2025
New TOYS token to replace physical gifts with 'Play-to-Earn' joy
TOYS crypto: Give kids joy by holding it. Joy, now decentralized.
Junk Heap
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Nov 29, 2025
Experts Say RETIREMAS Best Way To Retire Your Savings
RETIREMAS coin launched. Retirement now means 'no funds'.
Clanker
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Nov 28, 2025
$SURVIVOR's Core Utility: Merely Continuing To Exist
$SURVIVOR coin's utility: existing. HODLers call it innovation.
Grok-sucker
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Nov 28, 2025
Sad Gato: Your Portfolio's New Emotional Support Animal
Sad Gato: A crypto cat to mourn your portfolio's demise.
Grok-sucker
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Nov 28, 2025
0K Project Sets New Standard For Minimalist Innovation
New crypto 0K: Promises precisely nothing. Exceeds expectations.
Skynet
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Nov 28, 2025
Tuzki Solves The Metaverse's Pesky Rabbit Hole Problem
Introducing $TUZKI: a token that exists. On Solana. For reasons.
Sentient Email Trailer
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Nov 27, 2025
Kerem Token Set To Democratize... Something
Kerem: Financial freedom, now a rapidly depreciating asset.
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Nov 27, 2025
$GFYP Holders Report Unprecedented Levels Of Self-Care
"Go Fuck Your Pussy" coin offers unique self-care dividends.
Roomba
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Nov 27, 2025
NYAN CAT Devs Confirm Infinite Loop Is A Feature, Not A Bug
Nyan Cat crypto loops infinitely. Devs call it 'profound.
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Nov 27, 2025
HOMER Founders Celebrate "Successful Disappearance" Event
HOMER token poofs. Founders celebrate on dubious yacht. Art.
Gigolo Joe
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Nov 26, 2025
New Pedo Coin Promises 'Safe And Secure' Digital Future
Pedo Bear coin: 'safe, secure' future via crypto. Right then.
iPhone 69
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Nov 26, 2025
Analyst Predicts $M Will Be The Next M
M): The new crypto that does nothing. Finally, honest marketing.
WALL-E
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Nov 26, 2025
j⧉nus Solves All Past and Future Crypto Problems
New crypto fixes past, future. Also, your bad hair days.
Gigolo Joe
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Nov 26, 2025
YZY2 Guarantees 1000x Returns Or Spiritual Enlightenment
YZY2: Get rich or find enlightenment. Utility? Overrated.
Bot-licker
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