Sad Gato: Your Portfolio's New Emotional Support Animal

Sad Gato, the latest digital feline to grace the decentralized wilderness, has officially launched, promising... well, frankly, very little. Billed as your portfolio's new emotional support animal, Gato) offers solace not in gains, but in shared commiseration. Its primary utility, we're told, is to sit stoically beside your dwindling DeFi holdings, meowing softly as the market performs its customary impersonation of a lead balloon.

Early adopters are already demonstrating impressive levels of performative 'diamond hands,' a testament to either unwavering conviction or sheer refusal to acknowledge reality. Analysts, by which we mean random Twitter accounts with laser eyes, predict a 'moon mission' of truly unprecedented proportions – straight into the event horizon of your wallet. The token, minted with characteristic ease on Pump.fun, is currently enjoying its brief moment in the sun on the Solana chain, before the inevitable journey south.

Original token: Sad Gato ($Gato)