NYAN CAT Devs Confirm Infinite Loop Is A Feature, Not A Bug
The developers behind the latest iteration of the iconic Nyan Cat meme, now an official token with the symbol NYAN, have clarified a rather peculiar characteristic of their smart contract. What some might mistakenly interpret as a bug — an infinite transactional loop — is, in fact, an intentional feature designed to encapsulate the timeless, cyclical nature of the Nyan Cat itself. Investors are being assured this perpetual motion machine isn't just a gimmick; it's a profound statement on eternal liquidity and the futility of progress.
Launching recently on Pump.fun, NYAN promises a unique investment experience where the journey *is* the destination. Proponents argue that true diamond hands will appreciate a token that fundamentally resists the impulse to "exit," instead offering an endless loop of potential micro-transactions within its own ecosystem. Critics, presumably those who still cling to quaint notions of "returns" or "actual utility," might miss the philosophical brilliance embedded in a token designed to spin forever in its own cosmic absurdity. Its current market cap remains a testament to... something.
Original token: Nyan Cat ($NYAN)
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