"The Last Dump" vows never to dump again

The Last Dump (TLD) has gallantly stormed onto the scene, launching with characteristic fanfare on Pump.fun. Billed as the definitive end to all market corrections, TLD promises to be the token that, quite literally, *never* dumps again. A bold claim, particularly for an asset whose very nomenclature evokes the cyclical nature of financial instruments and human emotion.

Its community, a vibrant mix of hopeful degens and those who simply missed the last parabolic surge, has rapidly coalesced around the meme. They preach a gospel of immutable diamond hands, confident that this "last" dump will usher in an era of perpetual upward momentum, fueled perhaps by an eternally expanding liquidity pool that defies common sense.

The project's utility, as is often the case, remains nebulous but is widely believed to involve the collective refusal to sell, thus defying all known economic principles. Analysts, or at least those still sober enough to analyze, are watching with bated breath to see if TLD can truly break the mold, or if its "last" dump will simply be the most memorable one yet for its early adopters. Perhaps the real utility is the sheer audacity of the name.

Original token: The Last Dump ($TLD)