GEKKO Coin Aims For 100% Market Adhesion, Says Devs

The latest entrant to the bustling digital asset carnival, Gekko Coin (GEKKO), has reportedly launched with an unprecedented goal of "100% market adhesion." This rather unambiguous objective, delivered by its anonymous development team, suggests that every single human being on Earth, and possibly a few highly sophisticated AI models, should immediately acquire a bag. Currently available on pump.fun, GEKKO promises... well, it promises to exist.

Early investors, no doubt already demonstrating their unwavering diamond hands, are eagerly awaiting the undisclosed "groundbreaking utility" that will surely revolutionize something. Whispers from Telegram channels suggest this could involve a sophisticated decentralized oracle for tracking lizard migration patterns or, perhaps more realistically, a high-octane game of "who-can-dump-first." The team assures us that the liquidity pool is "locked forever," which, in crypto parlance, often means "until the dev's next Lamborghini payment is due."

As GEKKO embarks on its inevitable journey to either the moon or the bottom of a very deep, dark ocean trench, one can only admire the sheer ambition. Or the sheer audacity. Time, and perhaps a sudden inexplicable disappearance of the token from all observable ledgers, will tell.

Original token: Gekko Coin ($GEKKO)