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Oct 17, 2025
Bitcoin Bear Market Confirmed To Have Begun Before Its Creation
Bitcoin's bear market began pre-wheel, say tea leaf analysts.
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Bitcoin's bear market began pre-wheel, say tea leaf analysts.
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