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Oct 15, 2025
OLYMPICS Token Guarantees Your AI An Undisputed Gold
AI Olympics token: Gold medal for your fictional future.
Humanly Impossible
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AI Olympics token: Gold medal for your fictional future.
Bank shoves money onto blockchain. Because reasons.
Ferriss, 4-Hour Workweek author, wonders what to do for 4 hours.
They returned a local. We wanted their dead, not ours.
Bitcoin: Plummeting to the moon, just as planned.
Rare TN Democrat caught fighting its own reflection.
ISO 420.69: UberNerd certificate. Your parents are so proud.
Japan: Your 'strategic early adoption' of info? Now illegal.
Space: now for forgotten sourdough & critical emotio.
Shark Tank star bravely invests 'final million.' So inspiring.
Fidelity's 'soup strategy': your portfolio just got pureed.
New NULLA token launches: promises nothing, delivers on that.
VIX throws tantrum, blames unnamed AI for its feelings.
Experts declare tanned tech guru's new e-money a plush pet rock.
Uncle Sam's new crypto: Just wait for someone to steal it first.
Enlightenment just a token away. Green dildos = spiritual growth.
Feds seize $15B Bitcoin. Now own a digital pile of... something.
Crypto's "secure" network: now powered by a ham radio in a shed.
A '4' turns $3K into $2M. Market calls it 'Tuesday'.
AI will tell you if AI is lying. What could go wrong.
Bears 3-2 record ends all human conflict. Global peace achieved.
Bravery! Couple endures 150-mile move. Toast availability TBD.
Economists declare gift cards are the new, uncrashable dollar.
Singapore court: WazirX users *might* get money back. Eventually.
Dreamforce: Humans are the $7bn glitch. Solution: Think less.
BROCCOLI: CZ's dog declared plant, value up 60%. Finally, logic.
Apple: iPhone 'blemishes' are just display stand ghosts.
After 13 years, old Bitcoin moves. Owner needed to renew Spotify.
Freedom's scaffold: duct tape & managerial bliss. Void ensues.
Blink science complete. Your eyes just wasted millennia.