Tim Ferriss To Release 4-Hour Guide On Deciding What To Do Next

It seems even the most meticulously optimized lives can hit a snag. Tim Ferriss, renowned productivity guru and author of The 4-Hour Workweek, has reportedly found himself at a "career crossroads," pondering the arduous question of what, precisely, to do next. One might imagine that a man who has perfected the art of outsourcing everything from his breakfast to his emotional processing would simply delegate this existential quandary to a well-compensated executive assistant. Alas, some journeys must be undertaken personally, especially when they involve the potential for a new, extremely profitable framework.

Sources close to the multi-hyphenate angel investor suggest the current crisis involves choosing between "leveraging his platform for maximum social impact" or "innovating a new bio-hacking protocol for sustained creative output." It’s a struggle as old as time, or at least as old as the advent of the personal brand. Rest assured, whatever path Mr. Ferriss eventually decides upon, it will undoubtedly be condensed into an actionable, 4-hour guide, complete with downloadable templates and a premium online course. The sheer audacity of his indecision is almost inspiring.