China Bank Tokenizes Fund, Requires Physical Signature

The future of finance, apparently, is a meticulously crafted oxymoron. China Merchants Bank has proudly announced the tokenization) of a significant fund on BNB Chain, ushering in an era of seamless, immutable digital assets. One can almost hear the whirring of decentralized ledgers contemplating their own existence, poised to revolutionize investment.

Except, of course, for the minor detail that to participate in this cutting-edge digital revolution, investors must first personally appear at a designated branch, present valid identification, and apply a physical, ink-based signature to a paper document. Presumably, this analog flourish is then meticulously scanned and uploaded to a server farm somewhere, thereby sanctifying the "digital" transaction. It's a testament to human ingenuity: why choose one path when you can create a fascinatingly inefficient hybrid? Perhaps next we'll see AI-driven self-driving cars that require a horse and buggy escort.