RealTime Bubble Checklist Confirms Bathtub Is Full

It takes a truly astute mind, one honed by years of sifting through the dross of popular opinion, to finally declare the painfully evident. While the unwashed masses busy themselves with trivialities like making profits, our intrepid analysts have once again consulted their proprietary 'Everything Is Fine Until It Isn’t' rubric. After extensive deliberation and cross-referencing against the widely-accepted principle of 'up means good, down means bad,' a groundbreaking conclusion has been reached.

Indeed, the long-suspected truth can now be revealed: when faced with a market bubble of epic proportions, one might reasonably conclude that things are, shall we say, rather inflated. The courageous act of challenging a universally acknowledged economic consensus requires a certain brand of intellectual fortitude – specifically, the kind that carefully observes water cascading over the rim of a vessel and then, with a flourish, confirms the vessel is, in fact, full. Rest assured, your contrarian investing instincts are well-placed; it appears everyone else *also* thinks this is absurd.