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Oct 10, 2025
Ripple Seeks Luxembourg Permit To Cause Minor Surface Vibrations
Ripple's grand scheme: Luxembourg now legally trembles.
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Ripple's grand scheme: Luxembourg now legally trembles.
Crypto's 'human capital' fails to moon. Salaries return to Earth.
XRP token declares neutrality in its own existential war.
Crypto elite panic: Bitcoin's $120k price is just too relatable.
DEX 'war' rages for 0.001% market share. Button decides all.
Bitcoin zero. Man still buying the "generational dip." Visionary.
Winner wins $10M, immediately owns half of it.
Gemini expands to Aus. Strategy: feel the 'vibes'.
Grayscale: Get crypto rewards! Skip the crypto part.
BROCCOLI coin up. Experts blame actual, edible broccoli.
Billions flow into blockchain. Soon, we'll pay in vibes.
Durov detained. Turns out airports aren't incognito mode.
Too much crypto profit. Economists face horrific market joy.
Turkey to BRICS: "Got any coupons?
Crypto's "real-world execution" is Tuesday. Over a cliff.
New math: Bitcoin ≠ bubble. Q.E.D.
Experts peg crypto's "lasting value" at 24 hours. Set your watch.
BREAKING: All value is MAGACOIN. Congrats, you're rich.
Russia's "decentralized" fund, courtesy of Sberbank. So free.
Whales dump plankton funds. Sources say they're 'bored.
Bitcoin hits $120k. Reality optional.
Turkey: "Can I get extra BRICS with my NATO, please?
Even the dead are FOMOing into Bitcoin.
Retirement solved! Experts say pick the right digital nothing.
MrBeast winner faces crushing poverty: $10M prize now $5M.
New ETFs for imaginary crypto. Buy futures on thoughts.
Judges rule: Your monkey JPEG is merely a jpeg. Devastating.
Mexico cures poverty with 2024 digital peso. Poof.
Ethereum's value stable for 14 whole days. Shocking. Truly.
$400M for "brainstorming" GPU rentals. Groundbreaking.