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Oct 3, 2025
Ethereum's Brief Success Against Bitcoin Deemed Excessive
ETHEREUM'S "BRAZEN" SURGE ENDS. Sanity, or algorithms, wins.
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ETHEREUM'S "BRAZEN" SURGE ENDS. Sanity, or algorithms, wins.
NY taxes computer hums. Next: your existential dread.
Crypto innovation: Binance invents the debit card.
Sora 2: Expected education, got… the internet.
SEC seeks proof "other chains" aren't just decorative.
$400M to exist digitally. Groundbreaking financial innovation.
AI demands Ether surge or it'll just... work. Unenthusiastically.
Introducing: Your Monday morning dread, now a securitized asset.
Congratulations, Bitcoin. You're now a mutual fund.
Turkey, having mastered 'perplexing NATO', now collects BRICS.
Solana approaches $200. Experts say it's "a number.
MrBeast winner 'suffers' $5M prize, 'forced' to fund society.
Crypto's rebellion now legally requires air conditioning.
Quantum computers now count to zero. Bitcoin doomed, say pundits.
Chart decreed Cardano non-existent. Remittix now #1, obviously.
Sberbank's "blockchain freedom" ETF. You're welcome, comrade.
Croissant-fueled plot: France redecorates Moldova's ballot boxes.
Our collective fate? SEC crypto ETF forms. Pray for paperwork.
Ancestral debt? There's a blockchain for that. Problem solved.
Decentralized Finance now just 'Finance.' Progress achieved.
Bombay Stock Exchange: "Smells like Ethereum? Nope." Innovation.
LTC took a dive but forgot the part about going *under* $100.
Turkey: NATO member. Also BRICS. It's called 'diversification.
AlphaTON's big discovery: lab equipment holds no Toncoin.
T-Rex BitMine ETF: 2028's best fund, via future metrics. Obvs.
Mexico's new digital currency! Just need a phone & working grid.
Experts: Bitcoin will either go up, or it will go down. Shocking.
Forget fiber, Swift's banking on blockchain-powered pigeons.
Litecoin, now sentient, demands its $100 mark.
Beast Games winner faces cruel reality: only $5M.