Trending Chart Triumphantly Deletes Cardano From Existence

The digital ether hummed with an unprecedented event this week as a mysterious "trending chart" — clearly the final arbiter of all existence — decisively wiped Cardano from its hallowed digital ledgers. One moment, a promising blockchain; the next, a mere phantom, banished by the supreme decree of algorithms favoring something called Remittix, which now reigns supreme at the coveted #1 spot. One must assume Remittix has achieved true enlightenment, or at least a better marketing budget.

This cosmic deletion comes amidst a broader market kerfuffle, where even venerable giants like Bitcoin are slumming it well below any respectable six-figure valuation. Ethereum, meanwhile, clings desperately to its remaining decimal points, seemingly oblivious to the existential threat posed by a fickle online chart. The lesson, as always, is clear: nothing truly *is* unless it's trending. And if your chart position slips, well, perhaps you were never really here to begin with.