Bitcoin Under $120K; Analysts Warn Of Undignified Affordability

The Bitcoin elite are reportedly experiencing a collective existential crisis as the preeminent digital asset dangerously flirts with what many are calling "unseemly affordability." Recent data suggests the flagship cryptocurrency has teetered perilously close to the $120,000 threshold, a price point that, while still comfortably out of reach for most Earth inhabitants, is causing widespread panic among those accustomed to far more astronomical figures.

Esteemed financial analysts are grimly warning that this downward trajectory could see individual BTC units descend to values where one might, in theory, acquire a minuscule fraction without first mortgaging a small, developing nation. The horror, of course, lies in the potential erosion of the precious barrier that separates the truly discerning digital hoarder from someone who might simply have a very good day at the casino.

The indignity of owning an asset that isn't astronomically out of reach for a significant portion of the global population is, frankly, a PR nightmare. Should Bitcoin become merely expensive, rather than gloriously, hilariously unaffordable, what then is left to distinguish its holders? One can only hope for a swift market correction back to proper, unattainable heights.