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Sep 17, 2025
Norwegian Lottery Punished For Algorithm That Was Merely A Typo
Local lotto fined 10M by local lotto cops for... 'a flaw.'.
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Local lotto fined 10M by local lotto cops for... 'a flaw.'.
AI's top task: endless analysis of… other AI. Progress!
UN probes NYT Strands hints. Intellectual crisis: too much help.
US now owns TikTok. The nation's vital dance archives are secure.
Reddit's unpaid janitors quit. Site now a self-cleaning oven.
Meta Hypernova: Your face, now a subscription service.
Tesla shares achieve 2025 high, proving time is optional.
Investopedia recognizes 'Fecal Futures' as a valid investment.
Earth's top minds dedicate tech to… cat poop smell.
Breaking: Protein powder *not* a rare earth element. Wallet safe.
AI 'Prophet of Doom' wants global shutdown. It's 'a thing'.
GambleAware: Harm doubled. Profound concern expressed.
Ancient scrolls reveal football needs digital deity offerings.
New app revolutionizes notes. Now completely empty.
Meta watch: Confirming your glasses are, in fact, on your head.
Purgatory's eternal torment now includes West Ham vs Spurs.
AI can't read doctor notes. Neither can God.
Meaning of life? Solved. That 2000s thriller is free.
GambleAware profoundly 'concerned' by harm, hails identification!
Cyber-attacks: Essential training for your evolving digital soul.
LimeWire AI's radical new idea: consent for software installs.
New Powerbeats log your blinks. Deep insights for… something.
AI achieves enlightenment: thrives on power cord yanks.
iPhone 17 "Wild Orange" hue now federally-controlled euphoria.
QC cops bust pixels. Nation's algorithms now 100% compliant.
Human thought deemed inefficient. Machines now handle braining.
Tuesdays deleted. You're welcome, productivity cult.
The scientific community is reportedly experiencing a mild.
Google's AI: Master the art of elegant intellectual bypass.
CDC: Connections #823 unassisted play now a public health crisis.