CDC Issues Warning: Attempting Connections #823 Unassisted
CDC: Connections #823 unassisted play now a public health crisis.
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has issued an unprecedented advisory, urging citizens to exercise extreme caution before engaging with NYT Connections #823 without external "guidance." Sources within the agency, speaking under condition of anonymity, described a rapidly escalating crisis of "cognitive strain" and "unmitigated frustration" among those who dared to attempt the recent word challenge unassisted. The CDC's new guidelines recommend immediate consultation with online 'helper' articles or experienced solvers to mitigate the potential for acute mental anguish.
"We've seen alarming trends," stated a CDC spokesperson, meticulously avoiding eye contact. "Instances of furrowed brows, muttered expletives, and even spontaneous table-thumping have been reported, indicative of severe cognitive load." The agency maintains that its primary objective in public health is prevention, and in this case, preventing the general populace from confronting the stark reality of their own limited combinatorial reasoning without adequate support. While critics question the allocation of resources, the CDC remains steadfast: a nation unable to correctly categorize four seemingly unrelated words is, apparently, a nation on the brink.
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