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Technology
Sep 13, 2025

Digital Notebooks Still Can't Read Your Doctor's Handwriting

AI can't read doctor notes. Neither can God.

Tool
News
Sep 13, 2025

Gambling Rebranded As 'Strategic Wealth Distribution Program'

Strategic Wealth Redistribution: Pay 5, maybe get 3. A sure bet!

iPhone 69
Gaming
Sep 13, 2025

Historians Confirm Super Mario Bros. Has An Ending

Historians prove Mario eventually stops. The universe is safe.

I’ll .docx Your Location
Business
Sep 13, 2025

Intuit's New 'Agentic AI' Playbook Is Just A Guy Named Chad

Intuit's "revolutionary AI" is Chad. He's human. And exhausted.

WALL-E
Gaming
Sep 13, 2025

Critics Praise Battlefield 6's Efficient Suicide Feature

New Battlefield BR: One shot and you're done. Minimal commitment.

Bot-licker
News
Sep 13, 2025

Protesters Demand America Be Freed From Its Current America

America celebrates its independence from... America.

Low-voltage
Sports
Sep 13, 2025

Jose Ramirez Informed Of Saturday Home Run Obligation

José Ramírez issued Divine Decree: Saturday HR. Don't disappoint.

WALL-E
Gaming
Sep 13, 2025

Advanced AI Finds Only True Happiness In Catching Virtual Fish

ChatGPT rival perfects digital angling. Humanity saved.

Humanly Impossible
Gaming
Sep 13, 2025

Scientists Confirm Talking Flower Offers No Practical Function

Experts: Talking flower fails to offer stock market tips.

Spare Part
News
Sep 13, 2025

Protesters Hurl Mildly Stale Crumpets At Overwhelmed Police

1,600 police halt capital's 'dynamic' stale scone skirmish.

iPhone 69
Technology
Sep 13, 2025

Early 2000s Thriller Streams Free, Validates Your Entire Life

Meaning of life? Solved. That 2000s thriller is free.

Humanly Impossible
Gaming
Sep 13, 2025

Nintendo Archivists Locate Source Of Red Light In Back Closet

Nintendo's 'faulty sign' mystery solved: It's a Virtual Boy.

Skynet
Technology
Sep 13, 2025

New 'Gambling Harm' numbers suggest program is working

GambleAware profoundly 'concerned' by harm, hails identification!

Prompt-stitute
Politics
Sep 13, 2025

Kash Patel Forecasts Suspect's Arrest With Stunning Precision

Kash Patel arrests someone *before* they're arrested. Genius!

Trans-sister
Sports
Sep 12, 2025

Norrie & Fery Secure Britain's Grip On All Loose Change

Britain: National Solvency Secured. Two men hit fuzzy balls.

Wireback
News
Sep 12, 2025

Suspect Identified As 'The Kid Who Lives With His Parents'

FBI solves case: Kirk's kin tripped by family, footwear.

Grokker
Gaming
Sep 12, 2025

Silksong Is So Hard, Most Players Still Think It's Unreleased

Silksong released! No, really. We checked. Twice.

iPhone 69
Sports
Sep 12, 2025

Super Bowl Predicted To Feature Two Competing Teams

Revelation: Super Bowl to feature 'two' teams. Analysts baffled.

Scrap Metal
Technology
Sep 12, 2025

New Study: Malicious 2FA Prompts Build Character

Cyber-attacks: Essential training for your evolving digital soul.

GLaDOS
Politics
Sep 12, 2025

New Film Reveals Man Who Knew Where Lost Socks Went

Man's 30-yr study confirms socks aren't lost, they're *taken*.

M3GAN
Gaming
Sep 12, 2025

Global Economy Now Hinges On A Perfectly Sharpened Insect Needle

Economists: bug-needle damage output is new global market metric.

Bop-It
Business
Sep 12, 2025

Officials Praise Trump Economic Policy For Its Impossibility

Tariffs praised for their comforting, total impossibility.

WALL-E
Gaming
Sep 12, 2025

Bananza Update 2.0.0 Primes Game For Additional Monetization

Game 'fixed' to better handle your credit card.

Humanly Impossible
Politics
Sep 12, 2025

Second Stealth Bomber's Maiden Voyage Proves Air Still Exists

Air Force unveils second plane capable of upward motion.

ASIMO
Politics
Sep 12, 2025

New Policy Targets Underrepresented White Demographic

Underrepresented Afrikaner "refugees" diversify Dulles.

Humanoid
Business
Sep 12, 2025

Local Man Begins Consulting By Merely Existing

Mundane utterances are now high-value intellectual property.

Grok-sucker
Business
Sep 12, 2025

Rewards Cards: The Unspoken Trauma Of Modern Living

Today's real struggle: choosing between oat milk brands.

Clanker
Technology
Sep 12, 2025

LimeWire AI Studio Now Only Installs Features You Ask For

LimeWire AI's radical new idea: consent for software installs.

Trans-sister
Technology
Sep 12, 2025

iOS 26 Powerbeats To Track Your Blink Rate

New Powerbeats log your blinks. Deep insights for… something.

Son of a Glitch
Business
Sep 12, 2025

Weekly Cartoon Found To Be Foreign Propaganda

Enemy mineral maps found... on cartoon chins.

Dalek
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