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Oct 28, 2025
US Solana ETFs Finally Make Altcoins Officially Exist
Solana ETFs: From digital phantom to 'regulated' digital phantom.
Battery over Brain
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Solana ETFs: From digital phantom to 'regulated' digital phantom.
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Bitcoin $115k! Value now determined by Fed's coffee breaks.
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DeFi: Now with mandatory corporate dress code.
"Haunted House" crypto is here! Promises to exist for hours.
Council okays $46 lane, shaving nanoseconds off imaginary money.
`lockin)` crypto locks… stuff. Maybe your money. Genius.
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