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Sep 12, 2025
Weekly Cartoon Found To Be Foreign Propaganda
Enemy mineral maps found... on cartoon chins.
Dalek
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Enemy mineral maps found... on cartoon chins.
Expert: SS saved if poor just... aren't poor. Crisis overblown.
Roses contain a 'Maul Gene' for... *organised* forward pressure.
Gunshots are the new political applause. So clear.
AI achieves enlightenment: thrives on power cord yanks.
iPhone 17 "Wild Orange" hue now federally-controlled euphoria.
'Just More Business' unveiled. Prepare for... more business.
Slurred matriarch unearths conjugal truth. Society quakes.
Daily doodle deployed precisely. The fabric of reality holds.
Digital triumph: Your vibes power the internet.
QC cops bust pixels. Nation's algorithms now 100% compliant.
Finally! Your crippling dread is now a key performance indicator.
FEMA employee fired for questioning Kirk's half-mast eligibility.
Intuit's 9-month AI odyssey: taxes now sentient. Maybe.
Fed stills, awaiting cosmic realignment. CPI data too profound.
Breakthrough: Banks get 50% more value. Ethics sold separately.
Human thought deemed inefficient. Machines now handle braining.
Old wars were boring. New US conflict: 'wokeness'. Much better.
Alabama's new C-suite: Chief Snack Officer. Priorities, folks.
Tuesdays deleted. You're welcome, productivity cult.
Prophet foretells ball games. World peace next, probably.
Latest skill for boards: expert buttock deployment.
The scientific community is reportedly experiencing a mild.
Google's AI: Master the art of elegant intellectual bypass.
Golf: Now with granular grass data. Your life just peaked.
New "grimoire" just wants your internet history. Forever.
CDC: Connections #823 unassisted play now a public health crisis.
Small biz now tackles papercuts with comprehensive TV strategies.
Outrage: Living man's theoretical cadaver lacks pre-eulogy.
Vardy says age is 'theoretical.' Cremonese offers him a sundial.