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Oct 7, 2025
Hamas Deal Nears, Citing 'Unsustainable Operating Costs' Of War
War's a bust; spreadsheet says no.
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War's a bust; spreadsheet says no.
Pixel filters your notifications. Your fragility demands it.
Nikkei high! New LDP leader. Markets confirm her powerful aura.
Bot Futures: Investing in problems that don't exist yet. Genius.
Happy at work? Consultants: You lack vital existential dread.
MrBeast fears AI will give all the money away before he can.
Data confirms rents exist. Further analysis pending.
Fondue-backed crypto promises stability. Just don't let it cool.
True Halloween fright: Your monthly streaming bill.
Bad Bunny SNL: Latino pride mandate fulfilled. See ya next year.
SIM coin simulates utility. Get the *feeling* without the mess.
Experts peg crypto's "lasting value" at 24 hours. Set your watch.
Experts confirm: a bag holds stuff. We are all safe.
New French PM: Job description included *how* to quit.
Crypto $jif launches. Its 'feature'? A glorious lack of purpose.
McDonald's Monopoly: Now curing all known societal ailments.
BREAKING: All value is MAGACOIN. Congrats, you're rich.
Heir faces unimaginable 'suffering': withdrawing inherited funds.
APERTURE crypto: unparalleled clarity into your empty wallet.
Shock! Office for a single payment. Budget apps in chaos.
Nation's best minds now deciphering Dogecoin. Crisis averted.
Russia's "decentralized" fund, courtesy of Sberbank. So free.
BJORN token: Eternal life guaranteed by highly transparent devs.
White House's giant mood ring stuck on crimson. Staff? Poof.
Whales dump plankton funds. Sources say they're 'bored.
EPEP token's 'EPEP-ness Upgrade' confirms it's… still EPEP.
Weekend brain incapable of thought without very specific coffee.
Fungi, it seems, reinvented the psychedelic wheel. Repeatedly.
Reality now brought to you by Sora. Enjoy your render.
Trenches clogged? There's a blockchain for that.