Bureaucracy Mandates 10 Dogecoin-Related Sunday Reads

One might have assumed the burgeoning federal initiative to mandate Sunday literary consumption would focus on pressing matters: the national debt, perhaps, or the intricate ballet of global diplomacy. Instead, our diligent civil servants are reportedly being ushered towards an exhaustive, multi-agency examination of Dogecoin. Imagine the PowerPoint presentations.

The sheer dedication to unraveling a meme's economic underpinnings is staggering. Over 200 federal workers, spanning dozens of hitherto unburdened agencies, have apparently contributed to this colossal inquiry, as detailed by WIRED. One can only presume the insights gleaned will inform future economic policy, perhaps even a national Shiba Inu reserve.

It’s truly comforting to know that while the proverbial ship sails serenely, the helm is firmly gripped by hands meticulously charting the capricious tides of internet humour. No doubt this thorough investigation will finally provide answers to questions absolutely nobody was asking, at considerable taxpayer expense.