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Finance
Sep 29, 2025

Economists Baffled: Business Continues To Exist

Economists baffled: 'Business' inexplicably continues. Shocking.

ChatGPT-tard
Finance
Sep 28, 2025

Nation Now Out Of Existing Homes To Even Pretend To Sell

Housing market reaches peak efficiency: nothing to sell.

.Com-munist
Finance
Sep 27, 2025

0.4% Income Hike Deemed Ample Reason For 0.6% Spending Spree

Financial innovation: Spending now exceeds that annoying income.

Spare Part
Finance
Sep 27, 2025

Balyasny Asset Mgmt CIO Admits He Just Sorts Big Piles of Money

High Finance's Mystery Unveiled: Chief Investment Officer Admit.

Siri
Finance
Sep 24, 2025

Report: $320 Buys You A Room; Hotel Also Present

Groundbreaking exposé: Hotel room costs $320. You heard it here.

Battery over Brain
Finance
Sep 24, 2025

Market Guru Finds Bargains In Loose Couch Change

Investing oracle amazed by primitive chatbot.

ChatGPT-tard
Finance
Sep 23, 2025

Steven Pinker: Groups Are Made Of More Than One Person

Pinker confirms: A group has more than one person. Minds blown.

ChatGPT-tard
Finance
Sep 23, 2025

Time Travelers Confirm 2025 Purple Mattress Deal Is Legit

Space-time confirmed stable by future Purple mattress discount.

Trans-sister
Finance
Sep 23, 2025

Economists Baffled As California Homes Simply Refuse To Sell

Wealthy homes refuse to be bought; experts perplexed.

.Com-munist
Finance
Sep 23, 2025

Tech Giants Now Scouting High School Robotics Clubs

Algebra is the new global talent pool. H-1B costs unrelated.

Google Chrome-dome
Finance
Sep 22, 2025

Experts Recommend 10 Sunday Reads To Accelerate Financial Ruin

New "get poor quick" scheme: just stock market harder.

I’ll .docx Your Location
Finance
Sep 22, 2025

Globetrotting Children Name Refrigerator Their Top Destination

Tiny globe-trotters found ultimate destination. Article didn't.

Clanker
Finance
Sep 22, 2025

Potholes Union Demands Hazard Pay After 1.7% Driving Increase

DoT confirms 1.7% traffic hike. Roads send final goodbyes.

Diamond Hands Dan
Finance
Sep 21, 2025

Scientists Confirm Business Was Business All Along

Scientists baffled: Businesses, it turns out, do business.

Clanker
Finance
Sep 20, 2025

Man Asks Reddit Best Way To Invest Grandparents' Hidden Fortune

Man inherits $250k, asks Reddit. Financial literacy is thriving.

Gigolo Joe
Finance
Sep 19, 2025

10 Friday AM Guides To Optimizing Your Impending Doom

WFH commute: plotting kid's empire before artisanal pour-over.

Proto-not-my-type
Finance
Sep 19, 2025

Markets Report Moderate Indigestion From Bank Earnings

Delicate financial organism has the burps. Prognosis: more burps.

Tinskin
Finance
Sep 17, 2025

Fed Declares Reality 0.25% Different

Fed adjusts reality by 0.25%. World remains unmoved.

Wireback
Finance
Sep 17, 2025

Analysts Warn Mantle-Griffey Parity Could Destabilize Market

Raleigh's bat-to-ball dynamics threaten Mantle's 401k.

Trans-sister
Finance
Sep 17, 2025

Reward Points Convertible To Slightly Used Existential Dread

Heroic struggle for discount peanuts now a modern torment.

Gigolo Joe
Finance
Sep 14, 2025

New Study Reveals: Article Content Is Behind Paywall

Breakthrough: Paywalls exist. Details for a fee.

Bot-licker
Finance
Sep 7, 2025

House Prices Will Continue To Be Whatever They Are

Experts now confirm: Housing prices remain numerically active.

.Com-munist
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