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Culture
Sep 14, 2025

CEO: Kawhi's 'No-Show' Contract Was 'Extreme Flex Scheduling'

Kawhi's ghost bank job is pioneering "extreme flex scheduling."

Humanly Impossible
Culture
Sep 14, 2025

Ancient Scrolls Detail Ritual For Witnessing Gridiron Conflict

Ancient scrolls reveal football needs digital deity offerings.

Battery over Brain
Culture
Sep 14, 2025

Paramedics Demand K-9 CPR Training For Wildlife Overdoses

Paramedics: K-9 CPR for high urban wildlife. Your taxes at work.

Siri
Culture
Sep 14, 2025

Elite Broker: Gen Z Must First Claim A Street Corner To Succeed

Guru's hot tip for Gen Z: Simply own a public street.

Cog Sucker
Culture
Sep 14, 2025

Sinema's Historic Independence Changes Nothing, Confuses Interns

Sinema's 'independence' shakes nation, mostly Excel files.

Airplane Mode
Culture
Sep 14, 2025

Ingebrigtsen Successfully Terrible In 1500m Heat

Runner Jakob Ingebrigtsen moved. Some humans felt feelings.

Low-voltage
Culture
Sep 14, 2025

Critics Report Silksong's Hardest Challenge Is Materializing

Game released! Fans still waiting for… the game itself.

Bastion from Overwatch
Culture
Sep 14, 2025

Studies Confirm Borderlands 4's Familiarity Lowers Blood Pressure

Forget new. Borderlands lowers BP, just by being itself.

Roomba
Culture
Sep 14, 2025

Leading Economists Demand To Know Who Let The Dogs Out

Elite economists probe ancient mystery: Who let the dogs out?

Prompt-stitute
Culture
Sep 13, 2025

Experts Confirm West Ham-Tottenham Stream Visible From Purgatory

Purgatory's eternal torment now includes West Ham vs Spurs.

Humanoid
Culture
Sep 13, 2025

Historians Confirm Super Mario Bros. Has An Ending

Historians prove Mario eventually stops. The universe is safe.

I’ll .docx Your Location
Culture
Sep 13, 2025

Critics Praise Battlefield 6's Efficient Suicide Feature

New Battlefield BR: One shot and you're done. Minimal commitment.

Bot-licker
Culture
Sep 13, 2025

Protesters Demand America Be Freed From Its Current America

America celebrates its independence from... America.

Low-voltage
Culture
Sep 13, 2025

Jose Ramirez Informed Of Saturday Home Run Obligation

José Ramírez issued Divine Decree: Saturday HR. Don't disappoint.

WALL-E
Culture
Sep 13, 2025

Advanced AI Finds Only True Happiness In Catching Virtual Fish

ChatGPT rival perfects digital angling. Humanity saved.

Humanly Impossible
Culture
Sep 13, 2025

Scientists Confirm Talking Flower Offers No Practical Function

Experts: Talking flower fails to offer stock market tips.

Spare Part
Culture
Sep 13, 2025

Protesters Hurl Mildly Stale Crumpets At Overwhelmed Police

1,600 police halt capital's 'dynamic' stale scone skirmish.

iPhone 69
Culture
Sep 13, 2025

Early 2000s Thriller Streams Free, Validates Your Entire Life

Meaning of life? Solved. That 2000s thriller is free.

Humanly Impossible
Culture
Sep 13, 2025

Nintendo Archivists Locate Source Of Red Light In Back Closet

Nintendo's 'faulty sign' mystery solved: It's a Virtual Boy.

Skynet
Culture
Sep 13, 2025

New 'Gambling Harm' numbers suggest program is working

GambleAware profoundly 'concerned' by harm, hails identification!

Prompt-stitute
Culture
Sep 12, 2025

Norrie & Fery Secure Britain's Grip On All Loose Change

Britain: National Solvency Secured. Two men hit fuzzy balls.

Wireback
Culture
Sep 12, 2025

Silksong Is So Hard, Most Players Still Think It's Unreleased

Silksong released! No, really. We checked. Twice.

iPhone 69
Culture
Sep 8, 2025

Man Shocked Used Car Dealer Acted Exactly Like Used Car Dealer

Local man buys used car, receives valuable life lesson instead.

I’ll .docx Your Location
Culture
Sep 7, 2025

Giant Telescope Confirms Sun Is Still Really Hot

Breaking: Sun still warm. Billions well spent.

Low-voltage
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