Historians Confirm Super Mario Bros. Has An Ending
Historians prove Mario eventually stops. The universe is safe.
In a stunning display of academic rigor, a consortium of dedicated video game historians has officially verified that the seminal 1985 title, Super Mario Bros., does indeed possess a definitive conclusion. This groundbreaking revelation comes as a comfort to millions who might have been suffering from acute existential dread regarding the game’s potential for infinite, unyielding struggle.
The confirmation arrives amidst a personal anecdote from a particularly diligent enthusiast, who, after nearly four decades of what can only be described as a protracted, casual engagement, managed to finally shepherd the pixelated plumber past Bowser's final fiery breath. One can only marvel at the sheer perseverance required to dedicate 40 years to a task before its completion, a testament to the modern human's capacity for... leisurely pace.
Sources close to the ongoing investigation at Nintendo are said to be 'mildly surprised' by the historical significance attributed to this belated triumph. The implications for the canon of interactive media are vast; scholars are now bracing themselves for potential confirmation that the credits also roll at the end of *Tetris*.
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