Leading Economists Demand To Know Who Let The Dogs Out

The hallowed halls of academia are, it seems, currently gripped by a question of profound economic import: namely, who, precisely, ‘let the dogs out’? Esteemed scholars, including the late Princeton economist Alan Krueger — a man whose illustrious career included chairing the Council of Economic Advisers for President Obama — are reportedly spearheading an initiative dedicated to solving this baffling musical enigma.

One might expect a group of this caliber to be dissecting inflation rates or the intricacies of global supply chains. Instead, they appear to be channeling their considerable intellectual might into uncovering the perpetrator behind a canine liberation, a mystery previously thought confined to early 2000s pop culture. Sources close to the burgeoning academic consortium, occasionally featured on Freakonomics.com, suggest that understanding the root cause of this particular canine exodus could unlock heretofore unconsidered economic models. The implications for the global dog whistle market, naturally, remain speculative. Perhaps the Baha Men hold the key to our collective fiscal future.