Critics Report Silksong's Hardest Challenge Is Materializing

For nearly a decade, the faithful acolytes of Hollow Knight have performed the sacred ritual of waiting, their devotion unwavering as they anticipated the fabled sequel. Now, mere weeks after its supposed emergence from the digital ether, reports suggest that the true final boss of Silksong isn't a colossal insectoid monstrosity, but rather the game's own perplexing refusal to manifest in any verifiable form for a significant portion of its expectant audience.

This new meta-challenge surpasses any previous speculation about gameplay difficulty. While some brave souls claim to have delved into its depths, their accounts often sound suspiciously like the ravings of individuals who spent too long staring at a blank calendar. One wonders if Team Cherry, the enigmatic architects behind this long-prophesied title, has inadvertently crafted the ultimate psychological horror: a masterpiece so anticipated, its existence itself has become a cognitive hurdle. Perhaps the true endgame involves proving it's not merely an elaborate, seven-year-long performance art piece disguised as a video game.