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Oct 3, 2025
New Crypto Project Raises $400M For Initial Brainstorming Session
$400M for "brainstorming" GPU rentals. Groundbreaking.
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$400M for "brainstorming" GPU rentals. Groundbreaking.
Study finds Boomers... still living in houses. Shocking.
HRV: Your watch's latest excuse to feel important.
New crypto: $Coin. Its utility? Being a coin. Innovation. Done.
Your smart thermostat now reports directly to HR.
ETHEREUM'S "BRAZEN" SURGE ENDS. Sanity, or algorithms, wins.
Netflix hires $700K human to tell AI "no more reality TV.
Pnyx's 'decentralized' dream: pump.fun + 'when moon?' governance.
NY taxes computer hums. Next: your existential dread.
‘Amen’ crypto fixes everything. Including problems it just made.
Jihad Al-Shamie finds niche via aggressive synagogue marketing.
Trump's 'robust' economy is now 'conceptual.' Relax.
Analysts discover family businesses do *other* things too.
Border Collie Vanilla: The crypto that's just a dog. And vanilla.
New AI economy: Your 'exposure' account is full. Spend wisely.
Crypto innovation: Binance invents the debit card.
Nicole Kidman: She exists. The world gasps.
Shroomie Mood: Market vibes now balanced by fungible fungus.
Sora 2: Expected education, got… the internet.
Eureka! Congress finds gov. restarts if you... restart it.
Win11 user finds VHD 'new feature.' Researchers eye floppy disks.
fsjal crypto's killer feature? Pure, unadulterated existence.
New "October" token. Its utility? Being October. Groundbreaking.
Hedge fund titan transcript: groundbreakingly familiar.
Rounder corners on 365 icons spark global existential crisis.
New crypto $TYLER: Justice for Some Dude. Voted daily.
Million dollars now buys you an 'aspirational' broom closet.
Groundbreaking: Free toaster points tied to, wait for it... cash.
Study confirms: Businesses will, in fact, take your money.
THUG Protocol launches: blockchain for your street cred. Finally.