Netflix Offers $700K To Be The 'Human' For Its Generative AI

Netflix, ever the vanguard of technological progress (and plummeting stock prices if you look at the wrong quarter), has unveiled a truly visionary new role: the "Human" for its Generative AI. For a mere $700,000, you too could be the fleshy interface, the organic bridge, the soul-whisperer for our silicon overlords. One assumes the job largely entails reminding the AI that, no, *another* season of reality dating shows is not actually what the global populace craves, or perhaps explaining the subtle nuances of human existential dread to a machine designed solely to optimize watch time.

It’s a truly heartwarming development, particularly for those creatives recently shown the door as Netflix streamlines its operations. While screenwriters grapple with the grim realities of AI-penned rom-coms, a select few will now earn more than most small nations’ GDP to ensure the bots don't accidentally greenlight a show starring a sentient toaster. This highly competitive position requires a "deep understanding of human storytelling," which, translated, likely means you’ll be the one teaching the algorithm how to feign emotion in its scripts, while you yourself are slowly drained of any remaining human essence.