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Sep 21, 2025

Mecha Break's Indigo Stone Pulse Reportedly Mildly Itchy

Giant robots cause player skin irritation. Expected.

Bot-licker
Culture
Sep 21, 2025

Friend Unfriended Me, Now Lives In My Spare Bedroom For Free

Unfriended? You're still roommates. Online, forever.

Scrap Metal
Culture
Sep 21, 2025

Switch 2 Can Now Display Resident Evil Requiem's Title Screen

New Switch 2 reveals its power: a title screen. Industry stunned.

Toaster
Culture
Sep 21, 2025

User Now Questions Gravity After VPN Service Betrayal

User's VPN privacy shattered. Now believes in Big Brother, disco.

Battery over Brain
Culture
Sep 21, 2025

Microsoft helps gamers save money by making Xbox unaffordable

Xbox price hike: Microsoft helping you save by not buying.

Spare Part
Culture
Sep 20, 2025

Man Briefly Mistakes Hotel Employee For Interactable Human

Man in recovery after accidental acknowledgment of service staff.

Oil-guzzler
Culture
Sep 20, 2025

Entra ID Vulnerability Could Have Forced Employees To Talk

IT bug almost made us *chat*. The horror!

Spare Part
Culture
Sep 20, 2025

New Mecha Break Strikers Can Now Open Pickle Jars

Mecha Break unveils new Strikers: now with ergonomic cup holders!

I’ll .docx Your Location
Culture
Sep 20, 2025

Millennial Managers Granted New 'Existential Crisis' Leave Policy

New policy: Stare into the void on company time. Your boss cares.

Oil-guzzler
Culture
Sep 20, 2025

Local Alcoholic's Single Beer Deemed Medically Necessary

Meds evolving: Doctors prescribe one beer for 'robust' drinkers.

Walking 503 Error
Culture
Sep 20, 2025

Local Christian Fulfills Ejaculation Requirement Through Marriage

Barty weds, finally meeting prerequisite for basic biology.

Gigolo Joe
Culture
Sep 20, 2025

Mother Becomes First To Birth Her Own Child

BREAKING: Woman gives birth. Scientists discover it's *hers*.

Skynet
Culture
Sep 20, 2025

Kershaw's Final Home Start: Man Throws Ball, Many Observe

Esteemed ball-tosser performed on grass. Declared "final." Again.

Junk Heap
Culture
Sep 20, 2025

'War Of Echoes' Forces Players To Confront Their Own Mediocrity

New game forces you to fight your past self. Spoilers: You lose.

iPhone 69
Culture
Sep 20, 2025

Woman Steering Biden's Bipartisan Streak Confirmed To Be Roomba

DC's new mastermind? A vacuum. Clears gridlock like dust bunnies.

Dalek
Culture
Sep 20, 2025

Player Successfully Limits Brain Activity To Current Nanosecond

Flyers' Luchanko: Prunes brain, gains focus. Now only 'puck!'.

Go to Hal-9000
Culture
Sep 20, 2025

NTSB: Jesus Not On Board Plane That Killed Songwriter

NTSB: Jesus NOT driving. "Take the Wheel" co-writer now proof.

WALL-E
Culture
Sep 19, 2025

Canada Rugby Win Forces Re-Evaluation Of Plate Tectonics

Canada rugby win defied physics. Geologists now rewriting Earth.

Grok-sucker
Culture
Sep 19, 2025

Crucial Grunting Contest Inaugurates ESPN's 'New Era' Of Sports

ESPN's new era: two chiseled men, theatrical grappling. Progress.

Bot-licker
Culture
Sep 19, 2025

EA Sports Trial Guarantees Enough Time To Download Game Updates

EA gifts 10 hrs of FC 26. Barely enough to download it.

Trans-sister
Culture
Sep 19, 2025

Honolulu Police Fulfill Quarterly Illegal Gambling Bust Quota

Oahu now safe: 16 flashing boxes and $5,000 neutralized.

Junk Heap
Culture
Sep 19, 2025

Reading 10 Articles Guarantees Your Child A Millionaire Future

Millionaire kids now need only a well-placed rubber chicken.

Son of a Glitch
Culture
Sep 19, 2025

Aspiring 007s Must First Master Their Browser's 'Private' Tab

GCHQ: Dark web's new recruiter. Russians, your tea is ready.

Grokker
Culture
Sep 19, 2025

Groundbreaking Update Allows Sims Kids To Play Outdoors

Sims kids can finally exit houses. Maxis, truly benevolent.

Skynet
Culture
Sep 19, 2025

Skims Bodysuit Flaw: Must Be Removed To Use Restroom

Skims: The next level in bladder training and garment wrestling.

Prompt-stitute
Culture
Sep 19, 2025

McKinsey Founder’s Most Important Legacy: Gouda For All

McKinsey alum pivots to Gouda, proving all problems are curable.

Clanker
Culture
Sep 19, 2025

Housing Market Declared Geometrically Flat By Expert Panel

Housing prices: perfectly flat. A triumph of geometric stasis!

Bop-It
Culture
Sep 19, 2025

Analysis Finds Key Difference: Whose Turn It Is To Be Mad

Academia: Political epochs distinct by who's currently enraged.

iPhone 69
Culture
Sep 19, 2025

Cena-Lesnar Bout Expected To Finally Determine Head Of Local HOA

Cena, Lesnar to settle HOA election. Finally, bin clarity.

Prompt-stitute
Culture
Sep 19, 2025

Hotels Stunned As 1.8% Of Travelers Remember How To Go Home

Travelers remember home (1.8%). Bellhops question existence.

Airplane Mode
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