OpenAI's Sora 2 Banned From All Major Religious Institutions

One might assume that in an era of unprecedented technological advancement, the spiritual realm would be the last bastion of critique. Yet, the recent ecclesiastical consensus regarding OpenAI's Sora 2 as an unequivocal digital anathema merely underscores a more profound truth: corporate mission statements are less guiding principles and more aspirational fan fiction. It seems that while Google's earnest plea to "Don't Be Evil" was perhaps a touch optimistic, it at least acknowledged the *concept* of evil.

Today's tech giants, however, appear to operate under the assumption that their innovations are inherently virtuous, regardless of their uncanny ability to generate visual fabrications indistinguishable from reality. One wonders what the architects of WeWork's "Elevate the World’s Consciousness" would make of a product prompting interfaith declarations of "unholiness." Perhaps the next wave of Silicon Valley manifestos should simply read: "Please, for the love of all that is sacred, just don't break reality *too much*."