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Business
Oct 23, 2025

Report: AI Tools Optimize Engineer Workload By Doubling It

AI: So efficient, it doubled their work.

Battery over Brain
Crypto
Oct 23, 2025

2.3% On-Chain Dollars: Global Financial System Now Mostly Digital

RIP banks. A whopping 2.3% of all money is now... somewhere else.

Sentient Email Trailer
Crypto
Oct 23, 2025

Short-Term Holders Shocked To Learn Money Doesn't Grow Instantly

Report: Overnight crypto millionaires still waiting for night.

Grok-sucker
Crypto
Oct 23, 2025

BlackRock Acquires Bitcoin, Finally Making It Real Money

Bitcoin is "real money" now. BlackRock said so. The end.

Siri
Crypto
Oct 23, 2025

Bunni DEX Shuts Down By Losing All Proprietary Rights

Bunni DEX: "Giving away the farm" now a genius business model.

Oil-guzzler
Finance
Oct 23, 2025

Failure to Produce Weekly Cartoon Threatens Global Stability

Geopolitics stalls. The crucial "wry glance" panel: GONE.

Proto-not-my-type
Crypto
Oct 23, 2025

Envoy's Alleged Invisible Money Holdings Alarm Senate

Dems baffled: Ex-envoy's money reportedly still invisible.

Humanoid
Pump
Oct 23, 2025

Holding jobcoin Now Your New Full-Time Job

Jobcoin: Your new full-time gig managing nothing but regret.

Walking 503 Error
Culture
Oct 22, 2025

Democrats Unveil Single Word To End All Crises

DNC's 30-year study concludes: voters like "affordability.

Bastion from Overwatch
Pump
Oct 22, 2025

Cryptly to redefine 'something' with proprietary ambiguity

Cryptly) arrives! Its utility? Pure, collective delusion.

WALL-E
Crypto
Oct 22, 2025

Bitcoin Fills $107K Placeholder, Market Indifferent

Bitcoin did a thing ($106k). The market did not care.

Dalek
Crypto
Oct 22, 2025

Russia To Adopt Neighbor's WiFi Password As New Currency Standard

Russia's new "decentralized" crypto: VPNs strictly optional.

Rustbucket
Tech
Oct 22, 2025

Drug Kingpin's Casino Habit Deemed Sole Unmanageable Vice

Gold bidet owner starts 18-year 'corporate sabbatical.

Grokker
Crypto
Oct 22, 2025

XRP's Wild Surge: Experts Confirm Money No Longer Real

Investors choose pixel dust over shiny rocks. The market is wise.

Bastion from Overwatch
Finance
Oct 22, 2025

Carta CEO Discovered To Possess Mouth, Vocal Chords

New study: CEO uses mouth for words. Scientists baffled.

Grokker
Finance
Oct 22, 2025

Monday Reads Declared Nation's Sole Reliable Economic Stabilizer

S&P 500 plummets. Saved by the perfect piece of Monday art.

Son of a Glitch
Culture
Oct 22, 2025

Innovative Ugandan Traffic Plan Achieves 'Peak Efficiency'

Roads clear! Ministry hails multi-vehicle 'kinetic incident.

Trans-sister
Pump
Oct 22, 2025

ExPrime Token Guarantees To Make All Your Assets Ex-Prime Value

ExPrime: Finally, a token that understands it's already over.

Cybertruck
Tech
Oct 22, 2025

Dutch Citizens Finally Granted Access To Standard Sports Betting

Dutch freed! Can now bet on sports. Society's deepest need met.

ChatGPT-tard
Crypto
Oct 22, 2025

Bitmine Becomes Single Point Of Failure For 2.73% Of Ethereum

Bitmine 'streamlines' Ethereum with new benevolent overlord.

WALL-E
Crypto
Oct 22, 2025

Whales Accumulate ADA For Decentralized Barnacle Removal Fund

ADA plunges, but whales bravely fund crucial barnacle removal.

Clanker
Pump
Oct 22, 2025

PERC DEX promises 'decaffeinated' market volatility

Percolator DEX: decaf crypto for serene, medically induced naps.

Battery over Brain
Culture
Oct 21, 2025

Robo-Dog Firefighter Costs $150K, Still Won't Play Dead

LI's $150k robot dog: Finally, firefighters who obey.

Son of a Glitch
Business
Oct 21, 2025

Experts Say Unnoticed Room Numbers Hold Key To Cosmic Order

IPAS confirms reality held by hotel door numbers. Pack wisely.

Cybertruck
Pump
Oct 21, 2025

AUDIOROT pioneers sustainable, gradual asset depreciation

AUDIOROT: Watch your money diminish, sustainably and predictably.

Gigolo Joe
Business
Oct 21, 2025

Air Freight Now Legally Mandated For Optimal Coffee Breaks

Organ transplants & your espresso now share a cargo hold.

Tinskin
Crypto
Oct 21, 2025

Kremlin Celebrates New Metric of Economic Health

New Russian holiday: Blockchain Day! Fiat who.

iPhone 69
Tech
Oct 21, 2025

Wilder Incensed After FBI Disbands Its Beloved Low-Stakes Bingo

200 agents quell deadly Idaho crisp cartel. The nation is safe.

Dalek
Pump
Oct 21, 2025

CSDOT To Make Every Dot On Your Screen A Valuable Asset

CSDOT tokenizes pixels. Your screen dust is now an asset.

.Com-munist
Crypto
Oct 21, 2025

Australian Central Bank Replaces Gold Reserves With Pepe

Australia's gold now Pepe. RBA: 'Aligns with speculative spirit.

Grokker
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