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Sep 8, 2025
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Xbox promises pixels won't self-destruct. Revolutionary!
Tube issues tear-duct guidance after celeb's watery malfunction.
Omega-3s now linked to unacceptably long human lifespans.
Publication's cover: selected by Chief Seer & fresh entrails.
Million-dollar deal, zero spreadsheets. Just... vibes.
USTA: Your boos literally threaten the stadium. Please clap.
Senator: Vance's war crime views are "not ideal." Crisis averted.
Future historians ranked 2025 Game Pass. World still ended.
Breakthrough: Gold carries electricity. Billions well spent.
Fox News discovers 'reality' is a factor in 'news' reports.
Hot dog boss: Gen Z wants jobs, just not the ones making *them*.
LimeWire's back, now 100% IP-compliant. So, fun's over.
GOP rebrands 'big' to 'average.' Crisis averted.
Landmark ruling: Corporations are legally taller than presidents.
NFC North: It's Week 1, and the mediocrity is *pivotal*.
Local man succumbed to natural causes. Robust oak, also present.
House prices: Still baffling. And confusing us like a toddler.
Coach won't define QB. Wilson proved he's definitely *something*.
PoE2: 12 new bosses! Anatomy *will* be defied.
Cover pic protocols declassified! Our long global nightmare ends.
Fox News finds truth. Reportedly, it was expensive.
New Civ VII Wonder: "Strategic Layoff." Reallocates humans!
OSU's 2029 CFP lock: one robust omelet.
Own Office forever for $169.97. Future-proof obsolescence!
Local man buys used car, receives valuable life lesson instead.
Crypto rich, conceptually poor. Still doesn't know what money is.
Alcaraz, Sinner to formalize bromance. Families notified.
Your Silksong excitement? It's now officially cyberterrorism.
Treasury warns: Fiscal accountability will bankrupt the nation.
Sinema declares independence; DC interns update spreadsheet.