Redeemed Laundry Gathered At Hall Of Fame, Folds For Bryant

Local residents were left in stitches when they witnessed an unprecedented gathering at the Basketball Hall of Fame. The laundry room of the 2008 U.S. Olympic men's basketball team, aptly named the Redeem Team, had miraculously folded itself in a touching tribute to the late Kobe Bryant.

According to eyewitness accounts, the pristine white uniforms were arranged neatly on an imaginary clothesline, forming a perfect square in honor of their fallen teammate. The team's star players, such as Carmelo Anthony and Carlos Boozer, were reportedly seen dabbing tears and offering heartfelt speeches to the laundered garments.

It is unclear how the uniforms managed this touching display, but sources speculate that Bryant may have left behind a secret talent for laundry organization in his will. Regardless of the mechanism, it was a fitting send-off for the Black Mamba, who undoubtedly would've appreciated the irony of his uniforms folding themselves as a mark of respect.