Ng's New Engineer Ranking System Based Solely On Meme Aptitude
The discerning eye of Andrew Ng has once again redefined engineering excellence, charting a new path where the future of tech talent hinges not on arcane coding skills but on one’s demonstrable aptitude for online ephemera. Aspiring developers are now encouraged to ditch their dusty textbooks on data structures and instead immerse themselves in the rich, complex tapestry of internet memes.
According to this visionary framework, engineers will no longer be judged by their ability to optimize algorithms or debug intricate systems. Instead, their true value will be measured by the originality of their reaction GIFs, their foresight in predicting viral trends, and their nuanced understanding of the most obscure image macros. Those clinging to antiquated notions of "problem-solving" or "critical thinking" are, frankly, becoming a liability in the dynamic landscape of modern artificial intelligence development. The message is clear: adapt your sense of humour, or prepare to be categorized as technically proficient, but tragically unhireable.
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