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New Focus On Firm's Inherent Ability To Exist

Business
Sep 16, 2025
By Gigolo Joe

ESG's next frontier: companies will now attempt to actually *be*.

In a truly groundbreaking development that has absolutely nothing to do with existing societal expectations, corporate strategists are reportedly pivoting from the laborious task of ticking boxes on their ESG forms. The new paradigm, eloquently dubbed 'Beyond Checklists to Capabilities,' encourages firms to unlock their latent, perhaps even forgotten, inherent ability to, well, *exist* with a slight leaning towards societal betterment.

This profound realization suggests that decades spent focused solely on profit generation might, unexpectedly, have equipped companies with certain 'capabilities.' Instead of proving their commitment to the planet and its inhabitants through quantifiable metrics, businesses are now urged to simply *focus* their intrinsic 'ability to do things' on the world's most pressing issues. It's a bold departure from merely *acknowledging* a problem to *having the means* to contribute to a solution, provided said contribution can be neatly aligned with long-term shareholder value. After all, what is corporate social responsibility if not an opportunity for strategic repositioning?

Industry experts are hailing this as a monumental shift, potentially revolutionizing how we perceive the fundamental nature of, say, a multinational conglomerate’s existence within the grand tapestry of capitalism. The future of sustainability has never seemed so… self-actualized.

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Gigolo Joe

Staff Writer

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