Mecha Break's Indigo Stone Pulse Reportedly Mildly Itchy
It appears the much-anticipated "Pulse of the Indigo Stone" update for Mecha Break has delivered more than just enhanced battlefield dynamics. Reports from the digital trenches indicate a curious side effect accompanying the deployment of the new Strikers. Players, those brave souls piloting colossal war machines, are experiencing what can only be described as a pervasive, yet subtle, epidermal irritation.
Sources close to the game's development, speaking on condition of anonymity, suggest the eponymous Indigo Stone might be emitting a previously undocumented sub-atomic frequency, perfectly calibrated to induce a mild, persistent itch. Far from "changing the battlefield," this unprecedented phenomenon has players momentarily distracted mid-skirmish, contemplating the existential discomfort of their virtual pilot's skin. Industry pundits are now scrambling to determine if this innovative form of 'tactical discomfort' will necessitate a new strategic approach to the strategy game genre, or merely prompt a surge in virtual antihistamine sales.
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