Kash Patel Confirms FBI’s True Nature: An Unpaid Internship

It seems we’ve all been operating under a grave misunderstanding. The recent pronouncements regarding the Federal Bureau of Investigation have less to do with its ruination and more with a candid portfolio reveal. Turns out, the agency tasked with upholding federal law is, in essence, a high-stakes, largely unsupervised work-study program.

One might have envisioned rigorous training and objective fact-finding. Instead, figures like Kash Patel appear to have merely exposed the organizational chart's fine print, where "Special Agent" is shorthand for "eager beaver with limited oversight." It’s less a revelation of decay for American democracy and more an honest assessment of its human resources department: perpetually understaffed, remarkably open to external 'consultants' whose primary qualification is an unwavering belief in their own narrative. Who needs evidence when you have enthusiasm?