Globetrotting Children Name Refrigerator Their Top Destination

It appears the world’s most intrepid young adventurers, having traversed the globe from the Andes Mountains to the Great Wall of China, have finally settled on their ultimate travel destination. And no, it’s not the gilded temples of Kyoto or the sun-drenched beaches of the Maldives. After years of forced exposure to local cultures and inconvenient time zones, these seasoned pint-sized voyagers have declared the humble kitchen refrigerator their absolute favorite spot. One can only imagine the sheer ecstasy of a door opening to reveal the familiar glow of the crisper, promising predictable carbohydrates and not, say, another historical ruin.

The parent, reportedly "surprised," clearly underestimated the profound appeal of easily accessible snacks over, well, everything else. Why endure a challenging hike up Masada when a perfectly chilled yogurt awaits, devoid of sand and the existential dread of ancient history? It seems the true adventure for these global citizens lies not in broadening horizons, but in shrinking them down to the immediate, frosted gratification of their domestic icebox. A truly humbling testament to the enduring human spirit, or perhaps, just to modern childhood.