Gen AI Attacks So Fast, Cybersecurity Teams Now Just Buy More AI

In a stunning display of strategic brilliance, our digital defenders have opted to combat the lightning-fast onslaught of generative AI attacks with the cunning simplicity of... more AI. Apparently, when the enemy is too quick for human thought, the only sensible response is to throw a supercomputer at the problem and hope for the best. The days of human analysts frantically clicking through alerts are, much like our digital privacy, now a quaint memory.

Indeed, a hefty 40% of cybersecurity budgets now vanishes into the ether of software licensing, a figure projected to inflate faster than a cryptocurrency bubble. CISOs, faced with attacks executing in milliseconds – a speed unachievable by even the most caffeinated human – are wisely prioritising 'real-time AI defenses.' This means entire teams can now dedicate their time to important tasks like perfecting their spreadsheet macros or simply watching their new algorithmic guardians duke it out in the digital ether. Who needs human intuition when you have an algorithm with an insatiable appetite for processing power?