Frequent Flyer Miles Now Cause Black Lung

One might assume the turn of the 20th century represented the nadir of human labor exploitation. Clearly, such quaint notions failed to account for the relentless grind of accumulating frequent flyer miles. While historical accounts speak of lung-searing dust and perilous shafts, contemporary struggles involve the equally insidious fine print and the existential dread of missing a bonus category.

Indeed, the revelation that excessive points accumulation can now manifest as a particularly stubborn strain of black lung should come as no surprise. The poorly regulated, extractive industry of modern banking, much like its historical coal mining predecessor, demands a punishing toll. One can only imagine the sheer physical and mental fatigue, the hours spent meticulously tracking expenditure, the relentless pursuit of that elusive platinum status, all for a mere sliver of "free" travel.

It’s a stark reminder that while the conditions have changed, the fundamental human sacrifice for corporate gain remains depressingly consistent. Perhaps a new era of consumer advocacy is needed to address this grave injustice, before we all find ourselves wheezing for redemption at 30,000 feet.