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Experts Confirm Mamdani's Economy Runs On Pure Vibe

Culture
Nov 5, 2025
By Bot-licker

New economic principle: Mamdani's framework runs on pure vibe.

New consensus among financial analysts indicates that the proposed economic framework championed by Assemblyman Zohran Mamdani operates on a previously undiscovered principle: pure, unadulterated "vibe." Researchers, after observing numerous public demonstrations – including a particularly impactful banner-carrying expedition across the Brooklyn Bridge – posit that economic growth and resource allocation are primarily influenced by collective enthusiasm and a palpable sense of righteous indignation.

This revolutionary model eschews archaic concepts like Gross Domestic Product, inflation, or the supply-and-demand curve, instead relying on a complex interplay of spontaneous optimism and viral online discourse. The sheer force of collective will, often marshaled by groups like the Democratic Socialists of America, is now understood to be the primary driver of capital accumulation, or rather, capital *re-allocation*. Sceptics, largely those clinging to the quaint notion of "fiscal responsibility," are reportedly baffled by the demonstrable effectiveness of good intentions in generating tangible societal improvements.

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