Experts Baffled: 'Politics' Continues To Be A Thing

It appears the tireless efforts of various international bodies and countless analysts have, once again, failed to produce the anticipated cessation of what we collectively term Politics. Despite decades of earnest discourse, strategic maneuvering, and the occasional outright global meltdown, the peculiar human tendency to form opinions, coalesce into factions, and then loudly disagree with other factions persists. Scholars in Political science are reportedly grappling with the sheer stubbornness of the phenomenon, having perhaps too optimistically predicted its eventual decline into a niche academic pursuit.

Sources close to several esteemed institutions suggest a renewed emphasis on "understanding why people still care," a line of inquiry that, frankly, sounds suspiciously like more politics. Evidently, the intricate tapestry of power struggles, ideological battles, and the relentless pursuit of minor legislative victories continues to captivate—and occasionally infuriate—populations under various forms of governance. One can only marvel at the resilience of this ancient, seemingly intractable human sport, refusing as it does to simply fade away like disco or common courtesy. We await further non-developments with bated breath.