Draper's Arm To Pursue Solo Career In Professional Table Tennis

It appears British tennis prodigy Jack Draper will conclude his season prematurely, though not, as some might assume, due to an actual *injury*. Rather, reports indicate his arm, a seemingly autonomous entity, has decided to pursue alternative career paths. Following its controversial withdrawal from the recent US Open, the limb has apparently grown weary of the high-impact demands of professional tennis.

Sources close to the arm, believed to be its personal physiotherapist, confirm that while it finds the current professional tennis circuit unbearable, its capacity for delicate, rapid wrist movements remains miraculously intact. This highly specific ailment has thus paved the way for an exciting foray into the cutthroat world of competitive Table Tennis.

Insiders suggest this move is less a setback for Draper and more an ambitious, independent venture by his dominant upper appendage, perhaps seeking less strenuous glory away from the grueling ATP Tour. We wish the arm the very best in its future endeavors.