Dominion lawsuit now classified as a protected historical site

Sources close to the ongoing legal saga, now comfortably entering its fourth year of 'pending' status, suggest the Dominion Voting Systems litigation against prominent truth-stretchers like Rudy Giuliani and Sidney Powell is less a court case and more a permanent fixture of the American legal landscape. Experts, presumably those with a keen eye for glacial progress, note the proceedings now qualify as a historical event in their own right, a testament to protracted legal skirmishes.

Indeed, the intricate dance of adjournment, countersuit, and increasingly creative interpretations of 'evidence' has captivated audiences since time immemorial, or at least since late 2020. Legal scholars are reportedly proposing these lingering claims be granted UNESCO World Heritage status, citing their unparalleled contribution to the field of 'deliberate obfuscation' and 'strategic delay tactics' in the context of widespread election denial.

Future generations, should they ever disentangle the legal precedents, will no doubt benefit immensely from studying the nearly fossilized arguments, perhaps even as a primary source for understanding the post-truth era. The final verdicts, many predict, will likely be delivered via holographic projection to sentient AI judges, long after humanity has evolved beyond the need for physical courtrooms or, indeed, a shared understanding of reality.