China Educates Nvidia on Proper State-Sanctioned Monopoly

Beijing, ever the diligent custodian of truly *equitable* market structures, has reportedly taken graphics processing titan Nvidia to task for allegedly violating its anti-monopoly law. One can only imagine the grave concern within the Ministry of Anti-Monopoly when it discovered a private entity daring to achieve a degree of market dominance not explicitly sanctioned by the central planning apparatus. The audacity of independent innovation, it seems, must always yield to the superior wisdom of the collective.

This stern tutelage from China serves as a potent reminder that while competition is indeed laudable, it must always be the *right kind* of competition. Namely, the kind that doesn't inadvertently create a robust, independent sector that might, for instance, compete too effectively with established state-owned enterprises or develop technologies outside of approved national directives. It’s a nuanced approach to market economics, ensuring that any burgeoning monopoly is, at the very least, a *disciplined* one.