Borderlands 4 Update Now Capable Of Launching

The esteemed engineers at Gearbox Software have once again graced the PC gaming community with a monumental software update for the much-anticipated Borderlands 4. Players can now rejoice in the groundbreaking achievement that is the game *actually launching* without spontaneously combusting their graphics cards. This latest intervention, described by studio PR as a "critical stability enhancement," has reportedly addressed several inconvenient issues, such as the title’s previous reluctance to remain open for more than a nanosecond, and those pesky "progression blockers" that prevented players from, well, progressing.

It's truly a testament to modern game development that such fundamental operational hurdles can be overcome post-release for a flagship title like Borderlands). One can only imagine the sheer dedication required to ensure a product, purchased at full price, eventually performs its most basic function. We eagerly anticipate future patches that might introduce radical new features, like the ability to save your game, or perhaps even a user interface that isn't actively trying to sabotage your experience. Truly, the future of interactive entertainment is bright, and only occasionally black-screened.