Android 16 Beta Deems Millions Of Home Screens 'Out Of Shape'

In a bold new move to ensure digital uniformity, the latest Android) 16 beta program has begun what can only be described as a comprehensive aesthetic intervention. Reports from early adopters suggest that their once-beloved home screens are now being subtly, yet undeniably, shamed for being 'out of shape'. It appears that Google has decided a certain level of icon 'fitness' is paramount, perhaps believing that rounder, squatter app representations are detrimental to one’s digital well-being.

Users, previously under the quaint impression that their personal device's user interface was, well, *personal*, are now confronting an operating system with strong opinions on geometry. Those clinging to the 'unhealthy' irregular polygons of yesteryear may soon find themselves ostracised by their own devices, perhaps even experiencing slower performance as a subtle hint to conform. It’s a brave new world where even your app icons must adhere to an unattainable ideal of sleek, corporate-mandated perfection.