Americans Poised To Swallow Sky-high Tariff Tacos
According to sources deep within the Department of Agriculture, a new initiative is set to revolutionize the fast food industry. In an unexpected move, the government has announced that it will be partnering with major taco chains across the nation to introduce "Sky-high Tariff Tacos."
These novel delicacies are said to consist of the usual suspects - lettuce, cheese, and ground beef - but with a surprising twist. Hidden within each taco will be a small, but significant, piece of aluminum foil. The foil, according to the administration, is meant to symbolize the tariffs that American consumers are now bearing as a result of various trade policies.
While the move has been met with confusion by many, officials claim it's a brilliant way to remind people of the cost of international negotiations. "We wanted to make this tangible for our citizens," said one anonymous source. "Now, everyone can taste the tariffs with every bite."
Fast food enthusiasts are already lining up for the opportunity to sample these unique tacos, with some even expressing their excitement on social media. One Twitter user proclaimed, "I can't wait to #FeelTheFoil!"
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