2025 MacBook Air M4 Hits Lowest-Ever Price, Analysts Expect Lower

One might legitimately question the temporal mechanics at play as the 2025 MacBook Air M4 is apparently already hitting "lowest-ever" price points. It seems the future, much like your last remaining shred of fiscal dignity, is arriving pre-devalued. Consumers, bless their optimistically naive hearts, are now encouraged to seize a full $200 discount on a machine that will, by all accounts, be considered a quaint relic by the time its supposed model year actually rolls around.

Analysts, those tireless soothsayers of market dynamics, reportedly anticipate these "lowest-ever" prices to continue their exhilarating descent. One can only assume this is part of a grander strategy, perhaps a reverse form of planned obsolescence where the device depreciates faster than it can even be unboxed. Amazon, ever the benevolent digital bazaar, is facilitating this accelerated journey to tech irrelevance for a mere $999. Enjoy your fleeting moment of cutting-edge technology; by the time you've finished customizing your desktop background, it's likely already been superseded.